Wednesday, April 1, 2015

lululemon: Now with more wasp!

Back with more griping about the top clothing choice for bored, rich, waspsy women who really want a good looking behind in yoga pants.

Again, disclaimer: I am not a student or scholar of Buddhism or Hinduism by any means but I know bullshit co-optation when I see it.

Today it is about Dhyana. According to it means the practice of mind control by which we stop thinking and seek to realize Truth in its essence. The entry for it is super long and difficult for my non-enlightenment seeking brain to understand, which is why I'm SO glad I can GET IT with this nifty t-shirt!

I mean, why study the ancient wisdom that informs yoga when you can just slap that shit on your thin waif form and just absorb that through diffusion? Yeah, it's $58 but I mean, you spend that much on your weekly Iced, Half Caff, Ristretto, Venti, 4-Pump, Sugar Free, Cinnamon, Dolce Soy Skinny Latte budget? Budget? AHAHAHAHAHA!

In conclusion, Lululemon, suck it. 

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